Invitation to Orientation

On a totally unrelated note, I realised that some of the people who had wanted to come to the first ever FOC orientation might have been scared off by the email I sent to notify them - attached below:

Dear future colleagues,
hello and a very warm welcome to our family

This is Chin Sien, together with Aditiya, we shall be your OGL this saturday.If by chance I have mis-mailed anyone, please do let me know.
This is a brief outline of what we shall be doing this sat
1) Participants are to arrive at 930 for attendance taking. ( late comers will have to sing and dance for everyone else )
2) Lunch will be at 1330 at can 1 or 2. ( Please bring along enough cash so that you can treat Aditiya and me to drinks)
3) we will be finishing at tentatively 1830.

everything in between the given timings will be tough exercises, such as a, 2.4KM run, simple obstacle course, a mini triathalon, mud fights, jungle survival training and probably a battle royale at the end.

If there are any survivors after the orientation, they will be presented with a chest pin which will be ceremoniously hammered into their chests as a symbol of achievement for completing the gruelling orientation. - (said chest pin will have 2 sharp 3cm spikes on its back, so fear not, unless you are wearing a bullet proof vestor really really thick ermm.. under-clothes, you will be able to feel the 'honor' )

Things to note:
1) Please bring along a spare change of clothes to go home with, so that you will not be questioned for having all those blood stains on ur clothes. That said, please come in comfortable attires, girls to come in spaghetti straps and mini skirts,guys are to wear ponchos and nothing else.
2) since we will be dumping all your personal belongings in a tiny thrash bag while we torture you,do not bring valuables such as pencil cases, textbooks or lecture notes. If need be, less valuablestuffs like handphones and wallets will be kept in my pocket.
3) we will try our best to keep you alive ( so that you can endure future torture ), but sometimes it is beyond our capability, so if you have neck or back injuries, heart problems, are pregnant or simply unable to do the belt buckle on the roller coaster seat, do let the ride operators know.

-Junxian